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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:50

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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The Elder Scrolls 6 fans salty over new trailer - GAMINGbible
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
Nintendo Switch 2 hackers say they’re already getting banned - Polygon
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Farewell, Mr. Eclipse: Fred Espenak dies at 71 - Astronomy Magazine
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
SpaceX launches Falcon 9 from Vandenberg SFB Saturday afternoon - KSBY News
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Leprosy Was Lurking in The Americas Long Before Colonization, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Appendix cancer cases on the rise in youngsters: 5 early signs that go unnoticed - Times of India
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading