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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

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The Elder Scrolls 6 fans salty over new trailer - GAMINGbible

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Nintendo Switch 2 hackers say they’re already getting banned - Polygon

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Farewell, Mr. Eclipse: Fred Espenak dies at 71 - Astronomy Magazine

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

SpaceX launches Falcon 9 from Vandenberg SFB Saturday afternoon - KSBY News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Trivago watched its revenue forecast plummet from $1 billion to nearly zero—so the company tapped a set of former interns to turn it around - Fortune

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Leprosy Was Lurking in The Americas Long Before Colonization, Study Finds - ScienceAlert

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Appendix cancer cases on the rise in youngsters: 5 early signs that go unnoticed - Times of India

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading